These are quotes from names you might just recognise yet…they do say
the darndest things. I call this the DUH! department…..well, you can
see for yourself!

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"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand." -
Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst.

"We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" -
Lee Iacocca

"If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life." -
Brooke Shields

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply
if there is a change in your circumstances." - Department of Social
Services, Greenville, South Carolina (Now that’s cold)

"I don’t want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as
members." - Groucho Marx

"We apologize for the error in last week’s paper in which we stated that
Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of
course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce." -
Correction Notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper

"Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas." -
Keppel Enderbery

"What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being
very wasteful. How true that is." - Dan Quayle

"We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle

"We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell,
owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover." -
Parish Magazine

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by
itself. It is a-it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all
states are different, but it’s got a particularly unique situation." -
Dan Quayle

"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute
poverty equally." - Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister

"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything." - Ivana
Trump, upon finishing her first novel

"I’ve read about foreign policy and studied-I know the number of
continents." - George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign

"The road of good intentions is paved with Hell." - Spencer Ante

"A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on." - Samual
Goldwyn

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And
the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record." - Mark
S. Fowler, FCC Chairman (that makes me feel safer!)

"Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes." - Anon

and I just cannot resist:

"I have opinions of my own-strong opinions-but I don’t always agree with
them." - George Bush, US President