I found more quotes from celebs. Some are funny. Others are just good
advice…..I think. Uh, maybe not.

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Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home. -Phyllis
Diller

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? -Phyllis Diller

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only
have to remember it. -George Burns

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong
underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes,
too. -George Burns

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. -Harry S Truman

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -George Carlin

If you can’t be kind, at least be vague. -Judith Manners

It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love,
drunk, or running for office. -Shirley MacLain

No problem is so large it cannot be run away from. -Charles M. Schultz,
Peanuts comic strip

Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his
broken arms and legs. -Miss Piggy

The future will be better tomorrow. -Dan Quayle

Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by
stupidity.-Nick Diamos

Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store. -Miss Piggy

And a couple more leftover stupid quotes:

"The internet is a great way to get on the net" -Bob Dole

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
reactions in the brain as marijuana… The researchers also discovered
other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they
are."-Matt Lauer

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country."-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington DC