This is The Total Peanut telling you that it is a Peanutish Day today. Okay, that about covers it.

What am I going to crunch on now? I don’t want to talk about sad stuff so nothing about the hurricane. You can find out about that on the news. Want to know what you get when you search for happy stuff? Insurance. Bah! There was a games page that came up. Dunno much about that one. What I’m really looking for is something to laugh about.

Okay, I got it! You cannot go to this, look at it for a few seconds and not laugh! Uh, sure, some sourpuss could but I can’t do it. How about you?

The Insanity Test

Did it make you laugh? Hmmm. All right. I can try again.

The Kitty Cat Song

Can I count on your laughter now? My goodness, you are hard to please, aren’t you. Let’s see. One more but I cannot promise that this one will do it. Not really. It’s only a little ditty.

The Banana Phone

(Just because it runs through my mind all day long doesn’t mean it will run through everyone else’s. *grumble, grumble* It’s obvious that I need some new material.)

This is The Total Peanut saying Have a Peanutish Day!